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耶穌（椰樹）要回椰子島吸取一下營養以便以後長得更高
回見！我的信徒們！（誰啊？！砸的椰子殼過來！？）
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[第二場 第三幕
阿泉金屋藏嬌地（誤）的門口處
阿泉 阿問 同上，劇組人員做好隱蔽]
"啊……He never felt a wound, yet laughs at my scars. But soft! What light through yonder (Over there) window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief. That you, her maid are more fair than she. Do not be her maid, since she is envious. Her virginity is but sick and green, and only fools wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady! Oh, it is my love! Oh, if only she knew she were! She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that? Her eye speaks for her; I will answer it. I am too bold; It is not to me she speaks. Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, having some business, entreat her eyes to twinkle in their orbits till they return. What if her eyes were there, being in her head? The brightness of her cheek-would shame those stars, as daylight dose a lamp; her eyes in heaven would sing and think it were not night. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! Oh, that were a glove upon that hand, that i might touch that cheek!"
“阿泉……我不懂洋文……”
……誰啊？？拿的啥劇本！？？
時間倒數的厲害為什麼我還去翻莎士比亞全集來看啊抱腦
阿泉金屋藏嬌地（誤）的門口處
阿泉 阿問 同上，
"啊……He never felt a wound, yet laughs at my scars. But soft! What light through yonder (Over there) window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief. That you, her maid are more fair than she. Do not be her maid, since she is envious. Her virginity is but sick and green, and only fools wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady! Oh, it is my love! Oh, if only she knew she were! She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that? Her eye speaks for her; I will answer it. I am too bold; It is not to me she speaks. Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, having some business, entreat her eyes to twinkle in their orbits till they return. What if her eyes were there, being in her head? The brightness of her cheek-would shame those stars, as daylight dose a lamp; her eyes in heaven would sing and think it were not night. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! Oh, that were a glove upon that hand, that i might touch that cheek!"
“阿泉……我不懂洋文……”
……誰啊？？拿的啥劇本！？？
“今天，三月初九，桃花水涨。他和我约好要在东门三棵槐树中间和我打一架。但是桃花水涨了三次了，他也没有来。究竟要涨多少次桃花水，他才明白我不是他找的那个人呢？”
“啊……？導演，阿問是不是讀錯劇本了？什麼？沒有？不……不不你不是阿問，你是誰？干嘛穿阿問的衣服！……！干……干嘛一直盯著我！斗……斗瞪眼嗎？
我才不會笑！不會輸的！！”
今天草稿描線很順啊不捨得睡啊怎麼辦|||||||
“啊……？導演，阿問是不是讀錯劇本了？什麼？沒有？不……不不你不是阿問，你是誰？干嘛穿阿問的衣服！……！干……干嘛一直盯著我！斗……斗瞪眼嗎？
我才不會笑！不會輸的！！”
阿泉：我家伙計說了，佛腳療效很好的。什麼？你說佛腳不是藥材？啊……？它不是藥材？它原來不是藥材？它原來不是藥材嗎？？
管它是不是藥材，抱上再說！
管它是不是藥材，抱上再說！
這集故事講到：
老鴇（作者）敲門喚阿泉：“別磨磨蹭蹭了，快出來迎客。”
在室內不修邊幅（大誤）的阿泉扭頭：“啊……？這粉也不用抹眉也不用畫頭上那窩也不用梳眼袋也不用戴上眼鏡框也不用掰正手裡那薄荷長身煙也不用換雪茄就去迎客媽媽桑你以為我是阿問那個大美人臉上有毛（大誤）也不妨礙大家審美我這出去嚇到您也就算了萬一嚇到花花草草阿問會用眼神兒把我詠春死的啊啊這個阿問不是用眼神詠春的嗎那意識流縣文藝鎮的那個王員外來我們這點的是哪個阿問……？”
所以
是哪個阿問？
老鴇（作者）敲門喚阿泉：“別磨磨蹭蹭了，快出來迎客。”
在室內不修邊幅（大誤）的阿泉扭頭：“啊……？這粉也不用抹眉也不用畫頭上那窩也不用梳眼袋也不用戴上眼鏡框也不用掰正手裡那薄荷長身煙也不用換雪茄就去迎客媽媽桑你以為我是阿問那個大美人臉上有毛（大誤）也不妨礙大家審美我這出去嚇到您也就算了萬一嚇到花花草草阿問會用眼神兒把我詠春死的啊啊這個阿問不是用眼神詠春的嗎那意識流縣文藝鎮的那個王員外來我們這點的是哪個阿問……？”
所以
是哪個阿問？
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